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Adam
Group: Adam & Bryon
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 130 lbs (soaking wet)
Little is known of Adam's origins. It is rumored that he was raised in the wild by a pack of angry black wolves and later discovered by H.U.D. agents who happened upon him while looking for prime real estate. After leveling the forest he called home and killing the only family he ever knew, Social Services placed Adam into a broken home where he was forced into a life of crime. He inherited the responsibilities of the aging jewel thief whom he now called father. However, there are no police records to confirm or deny this, and Adam's birth certificate has never been found.
What we do know is that he attended the world-renowned Pratt Institute to study illustration and film, and he graduated at the top of his class. Afterwards Adam found himself without a job and without the means to pay his debts. Homeless, with no sense of purpose or hope, he had no other option but to move into a dilapidated apartment with his good friend Bryon Turner in the poverty stricken, heroin infested, hell-hole city of Willimantic, CT. Together they struggled pay their bills and ward off the evil tyranny of the vile, blood-sucking student loan company Sally-May, as well as manipulative, psychotic ex-girlfriends and aliens hell-bent on world domination.
Adam has the uncanny ability to inspire people to work for next to nothing. He can make them believe that if they all work together, they will reap the rewards of success and live in the lap of luxury, surrounded by beautiful women, telling jokes all day while sitting in the sun. He is also a creative genius capable of pulling great ideas out of his ass in high pressure situations and a mediocre illustrator capable of faking artistic abilities with the best of them. Immature, paranoid, egotistical, stubborn, and angry are just a few of the characteristics for which he is known. But he is also extremely loyal to those few he calls his friends and he is uncompromising in his ideas and dreams.
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