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Roy Opochinski
I was born a poor black child. The rest of the story pretty much tells itself. I've been co-opting movie lines and song lyrics ever since, trying to convince women that said "talent" is just a portent of the good things that will come when they hop into bed with me. How's it working out you ask? I'm 29. I'm single.
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Shamus Muff
Shamus Muff is the senior partner of the world famous legal team Muff, Denim and Robusto. He is a self-made billionaire who made his fortune selling high-quality body bags to the United States government during the Vietnam conflict.
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Bryon Turner
Remember me? I was the guy that would eat a bug if our comic book didn't make you laugh at any number of conventions across the country. Nope, I'm not dead. And I'm not tied up in Adam's basement either.
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Derek Rook
If I could've been anything I wanted, I would've been a rock star in the early eighties. But since that didn't work out, I opted for the next best thing, comic book artist.
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Adam Wallenta
Adam is the self-proclaimed mastermind behind the insanity that is American Mule. If anyone is to blame for what is to come, it is him.
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Peov
Some may say that you have to suffer to achieve something great in life, something I never believed in, and although I felt a lot of pain I found ways to turn it into pleasure, by simply changing my awareness of it; of course therapy helps!
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Dusty Forskinn
After my departure from the cocaine and heroin infested adult entertainment industry of the 1970s, I found my true calling. No one said it would be easy picking up the pieces after free love...
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Mike Bianco
When you're born and bred on the mean streets of Chicago's South Side, there's always some knucklehead that wants to challenge you. I handed out my first beatdown when I was nine years old...
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Steven F. Woolf
What can you say about Steve that hasn't already been scrawled in junior high bathroom stalls across the nation?
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