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Derek Rook
Artist
If I could've been anything I wanted, I would've been a rock star in the early eighties. But since that didn't work out, I opted for the next best thing, comic book artist.
Yeah, I'm the penciller and inker of Ominous Repulsives, maybe you've heard of it or maybe you're stupid. Either way, I've been drawing all my life and working my ass off like a dog to get that big break, but none of the major companies had the balls to give a guy like me the chance. So when Adam offered me a position in the Muleitary I knew I couldn't have teamed up with a better group of guys (until I get thrown in jail with serial rapists and murderers).
(Editor's Note: This is not what Derek looks like, but since the guy won't give us a decent picture of himself, tough noogies.) |
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